Deciding on pierced earrings or looking for a flashy mini-skirt
Boys along the building wall, look, they're waiting to ambush you
Turn your heart into a game
If you have many things you want to do, start the one you can
You can take it day by day, it's okay, wherever you start from
If you can hold me tight, I can treasure your smile
You can take it day by day, all right, I've already realized
What the first piece to the puzzle in my heart is
I'm leaving now. Are you really sure you'll be all right by yourself?
This is your first time caring for the shop all day by yourself, right?
Even a child could do this!
I see.
Okay, then I'll leave everything to you, Master.
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Hayato Ijuin's Peaceful Day
That Hayato Ijuin's Peaceful Day
That Hayato Ijuin's Extremely Peaceful Day
It's like time has come to a stop in this place.
How can Miki clean this place so carelessly?!
That's why there are so few customers in this shop!
Scrub strongly this way and make sure the corners are wiped thoroughly!
How do you like it now?
Good day.
I'm so sorry!
Welcome, please come in!
What can I get you?
Yes, Sir! If possible, I would like to have a cup of coffee.
Coffee, I got it!
I guess I came to the wrong place.
But yesterday, a beautiful woman was here.
Why is a man like this here today?
How is it?
How is what, Sir?
Is the chair comfortable? I polished it thoroughly.
It feels good, doesn't it?
Yes, Sir. It's very nice.
I see.
Here you go.
I'll finish this as fast as I can and get out of here.
I finally found you, Ryo!
Punishment from God!
You're not Ryo.
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought Ryo was the only customer in here.
What do you mean?
Ryo ran away from me as soon as we found out the client was a man.
Again? But he didn't come in here.
I see. Sorry to be so noisy. Please let me know if you see Ryo.
How long are you planning to hide there?
Oh, thank you, Umibozu.
I didn't mean to hide you from her.
I just didn't want you guys getting violent inside here.
No way.
Hey, is Miki not here today?
Yeah, she had something to do today.
You've finished your business, haven't you? Hurry up and go home.
Hey, you can let me hide in here for a little while longer, right?
You have some nerve asking to stay here when you owe so much money,
don't you think?
Please don't say such things.
I'll pay you back with my body!
Stop that! It's disgusting!
I'll tell Kaori to come and get you!
Whoa, wait a sec! Would you sell your good friend to the enemy?
You're interfering with my business, yet you call yourself a friend?
Now's my chance. You're interfering with my business, yet you call yourself a friend?
Women! Welcome!
What is it?
Yumi, you tell him.
Rie said she would.
So, let's all say it at the same time.
One, two...
Thank you very much for the other day!
Wow, we harmonized!
Amazing, we did it! Wow, how great!
The other day?
Oh, no! The other day?
Oh, no!
Well, those mean bikers were picking on us, and...
You saved us!
Did you forget?
That time...
Yes, Sir!
And well, you might be surprised, but...
Hurry up and say it!
Then, why don't we say it at once?
Right.
We want to start a fan club!
With all our ♥ Rie, Junko, Yumi
Fan club?
Yes, Sir.
But I wouldn't like something like that.
Does it bother you?
Well, it's not like that, but... Anyway...
Then it's okay?
It's okay!
Sure it's okay, right?
We did it!
See, I told you he was a kind man.
Really, I'm so happy.
Then, Yumi, you'll be the chairman.
What? I thought it'd be Junko.
I'm taking the position of the executive.
What's that? You don't know? It was in the Super Mask Show.
No way!
Exactly what part of this octopus is attractive to you?
Just who is this middle-aged man?
It's none of your business!
Just shut up.
I'll shut up, but if you have any older sisters above the age of eighteen
please introduce them to me! Please?!
Don't try to get women by using my customers.
Oh, oh, are your fans important to you, you, octopus jerk?!
Don't call Mr. Ijuin such bad names!
Mr. Ijuin?!
Oh, Rie, how do you know his name?
You cheated us!
Well, the image from the name is so far from the actual person
that I thought I shouldn't mention it.
You're absolutely right. His real name is the monster Colonel Sanders.
No, I won't forgive you! Get him!
You made me mad!
Take this, jerk! Cut it out! Oh, no, not there!
That tickles!
Excuse me, but how much is this?
Sorry about this. I'll give you a free sandwich and a cup of coffee,
so please stay longer, okay?
I really want to go home.
That was good! He's so kind.
He's so wonderful! Let's go back there again.
Yeah, I love him so much.
Damn! Aren't there any beautiful ladies coming in here as customers?
Oh, I'm sure about it this time! Welcome!
I made a mistake. Have I caught a cold?
Idiots never catch cold.
What was that?!
Excuse me, but we're not open yet...
Don't interfere with my business!
What was that for?! You take her order then!
Sure, I won't allow you to help female customers.
You're going to wait here again?
Yes, but I suspect he won't show up today either.
After forty years, this town has changed a great deal,
but I still remember this place.
I wonder if he's forgotten everything?
Mint tea, as usual?
Yes...
I'll be right back with it.
She's old, but she ordered a fashionable item, didn't she?
You'll never understand her true feelings behind a cup of mint tea.
I know that.
There's a legend that says mint keeps the memory stronger, isn't there?
Oh, I didn't expect you to know about such things.
It's something that I can use on women.
So, what's that old woman doing here?
She's waiting for her partner so they can run away together.
I guess they promised to run away together a long, long time ago,
but she comes here on the same day every month, at the same time,
and looks outside just like she's doing now.
Here you go.
He'll be here. I know it.
I'm betting everything I have that you're a sentimentalist.
This place is not a gambling joint.
Hey, hey, Umibozu!
When will Miki be back?
Damn, Miki's not here, and mokkori customers never come to this place.
What a bad day!
Welcome.
Welcome to Cat's Eye. Welcome.
Welcome to Cat's Eye.
Well, well, two mokkori ladies are finally here.
Let me take your bags. Here you go.
What are you doing, you octopus?!
I told you already that I wouldn't let you help female customers.
Well, please come this way.
Ah, yes...
What's the matter, Umibozu?
Cat! A cat's in there!
Cat? Where?
Yes, in here.
No, don't let it out! Don't! Don't!
What are you going to do, Umibozu?
I'm not allowed to take care of female customers, am I?
Do whatever you want!
Yes, Sir!
Now, please follow me to your seats.
All right...
And that's why he's scared of cats.
No way. And that's why he's scared of cats.
No way. You're kidding me.
It's true. You're kidding me.
It's true.
Ryo, stop chattering with the customers and come wash the dishes.
Did you say something, Umibozu?
Don't bring the cat! Not the cat!
I thought I heard something, but I guess I didn't.
I've got you. Go away, or I'm going to call Kaori.
Kaori!
I found you, Ryo!
What?
I'm sure that I just saw Ryo standing here. Wasn't he, Umibozu?
What are you talking about? I haven't seen him at all today.
That's strange. I was sure I just saw him.
Kaori, actually, Ryo is...
Meow!
What?
It's nothing really.
It's too hot today.
Damn!
Did you see how afraid of the cat he was?
I can't believe it.
This cat is so cute too.
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All right!
I'm going to go home now!
I forgot to bring my wallet!
What?!
You don't have any money?!
Hot! Hot, hot, hot!
Suffer, suffer!
I want to go home, but I can't.
It's noisy out there.
I heard that there was a bank robbery.
Yeah, I heard that a policeman was shot.
Scary, isn't it? What happened to the robber?
He's still on the run, and he's armed!
Wow, how scary!
I wonder if Miki will be all right? I hope she'll be back soon.
Oh, who is she?
She's my girl.
Just kidding!
She's the owner of this place and is very beautiful.
You mean that she's working for a master like him?
That's right. That evil master keeps her here as a servant.
What a poor girl!
That's dangerous, you pedophile!
No way!
It's true!
He devised a plan to get girls, and went after her while she was little
to make her fall in love with him.
Actually, Miki is one of his victims.
However, this shop is doing poorly as you can see.
It's all his fault,
but the girl who loves him is out selling matches on the street.
That mouth! You keep telling one lie after another with it, you jerk!
You, there's a cat here. How can you even do this?!
Weighing things in the balance,
the scale shows that you're the heavier one.
You made me eat something good, didn't you?
I'll just add the price of the bread to the amount you already owe.
You pushy salesman!
It's your punishment for saying too much!
I'm so lucky!
Here's the money. Bye!
Wait!
I'm sorry. Please forgive me.
Here's your change.
The second cup of coffee and the sandwich are on me.
You only need to pay for the first cup.
Well, thank you.
See you later!
It's a rifle!
Shut up, or I'm gonna kill you all.
I already killed one man at the bank. Be quiet!
What? You murdered someone?
That's right. I did it.
He says so, but what shall we do, Umibozu?
I don't know.
I'll leave things to you. I'm busy taking care of these ladies.
What?! Are you telling me that I have to take care of an amateur like this?
You're the owner of this place.
What a selfish guy!
Exactly, how long have we known each other?
Hey! Don't talk without my permission!
Shut up, don't tell me what to do!
See, why don't you listen to him a little?
What the hell? Do you want to disobey me?
What can I get for you today?
What?
Since you're a customer here, you ought to order something.
Don't be ridiculous! Can't you see this gun?
No, I can't.
What?!
Die!
That was close.
It missed your head by an inch.
Shall I bend your head like this next?
Here, here, how about this?
Please forgive me!
I'll never do it again!
Here, here, here.
It hurts! It hurts! I'm sorry!
What?!
Damn, hurry up and get out of here!
But my cat!
We'll have to come back for it later.
Finally, I can go home.
I feel sorry for him.
Really, the interior of the shop was destroyed.
No, I feel sorry for the robber.
He accidentally chose a place where both of them were.
What? Was Ryo here?
Oh, you didn't know?
He was helping the beautiful ladies there.
That jerk! He cheated me again!
Where did that jerk go?!
I guess I'm having too much fun with this situation.
Oh well, I won't regret it though.
So, how was your day?
The same as usual.
I guess...
As you say, the same as usual.
Well, let's hurry and clean this mess up.
Help me!
Wait!
Help me!
I said wait, wait, wait!
Wait, you bastard!
The same as usual.
Finally, I got you, you idiot!
Please forgive me, Kaori!
No way! I wasted an entire day because of you!
I promise I won't do it again!
Hurry up and walk.
If you're feeling, even though you tend to your accessories
You can't compete against the rainbows and stars
Tidings from the wind taught me
Your smile is important, all of my love forever
Raise your downcast face and look up at the sky
Give me peace in my hands, starting over
Smile and smile, you are the angel on a shooting star
Heart and heart, at this very moment
Smile and smile, you are the angel on a shooting star
Heart and heart, at this very moment
Smile and smile...
Shut up, woman.
Woman? I'm your partner!
To me, Miki, you're just a woman.
Don't try to bed her like you usually do!
Don't show her a Japanese national shame!
This is my own free love,
and there's no reason for you to say anything about it!
You agree with me, don't you, Ryo?
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